"One, two, three."
"Listen to the verse, one, two, three."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"The exit is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"Let's make the most of our youth."
"Say you want to know."
"I'm a freak, here we go."
"Watch you like rules."
"Move, groove on."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free"
"The exit is free."
"Watch the antics of this world," absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"Let's make the most of our youth."
"You're the talk of the town."
"My heart yearns for you."
"Let's make the most of our youth."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"The exit is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"Let's take on to one, two, three."
'Our country...'
'Our country is a developing country.'
'He is a prospective politician,
'He is a prospective industrialist'
'and she is of course, a prospective mother.'
'He is a prospective goon.'
'Laxmi Narayan- 1.'
Who is the king of Mumbai?
'He is the son of a don. A don's son!'
What does don son mean?
Just as there are star sons, there are don sons too.
Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Hrithik Roshan, Sanjay Dutt,
Abhishek Bachchan are star sons. You're the son of a don.
Pappu MMS, your father, was a superstar amongst goons.
'Today is his first endeavour.'
'His first murder.'
I will kill you.
What wrong have I done?
How dare you seize Mr Batlya's land?
You! - No!
Shoot!
Laxmi, shoot! - Shoot!
'Will he pass the first test with flying colours?'
Who are you?
Aslam Phoda, Chikne, tell her, who is the king of Mumbai?
Who is it?
Now that she has the gun, she is the king.
Shoot.
'Poor Laxmi Narayan!'
'Do you know, what did Batlya explain his mother?'
No matter what, a mother can never forsake her child.
'Only a mother knows what she goes through.'
I had thought, when you'll commit a couple of murders
and settle down in life, I'll get you married to Meena Khujli,
daughter of Chota Khujli.
But you turned out to be a good for nothing.
Who will marry you? - Mom, please don't.
Enough, stop it! - Answer me!
Kanta!
If you want to hit him, take him home.
Please give me another chance.
Life never gives you a second chance.
I'm sure there will be no one else like you.
"I'm hopeless, jobless and luckless"
'Well said!'
"I'm totally hopeless"
It's biting.
Shoe bite. - Then bite back.
Thief!
He is Laxmi Narayan- 2, M.B.A from Jharkhand university.
He follows 2 rules in life.
Rule no 1, boss is always right.
Rule no 2, if the boss is wrong, then follow rule no 1.
Mr Laxmi Narayan. - Yes, sir.
I think we need to have a little talk.
Sir. - Sit.
On the sofa or on the chair? - Chair.
Left or right? - Left.
Your left or my left? - My left!
This left or the extreme left?
Get out! Just leave, you idiot!
I entered from this door. There are 2 doors.
Through which door do you want me to go?
Just get out, you idiot! - Leave.
Get out of my office! Now!
'I have undergarments of all shapes and sizes'
'Wear them at day or at night.'
Please come, take a look.
God knows where he is.
Sir, buy some briefs. - No, thanks.
Buy one. It's perfect. - I told you, I don't want it.
Try one, it'll make you a Superman.
Wear and fly, wear and fight. It won't tear, no matter what.
It won't tear, even if you climb the Eiffel tower,
or if you fall from there.
It's Laxmi Narayan guarantee.
Don't rack my brains.
Do you want me to give it in writing, I have an underwear?
Why don't you wear it then?
How do you know, I'm not wearing one?
You know me, don't you?
He is Laxmi Narayan- 3.
Here's his take.
I can count the number of fishes looking at the surface of water,
I can guess the son's size looking at his father.
Well said.
'He has been selling briefs and vests from a very young age.'
'By selling vests, he has now set up a factory of undergarments.'
'Bulbul Lingerie's.'
Sonu, what's going on? - Dad!
Who are these thin females?
They're the models of our brand
and a photo shoot is going on. - They are so skinny.
People will think, they lost weight after wearing our brand.
No one will buy our undergarments.
Both of us can wear the vests and briefs, but what about the bra?
Dad, don't say 'bra', for God's sake, say 'lingerie'. - Shut up!
What's going on?
Shakespeare said, what's in a name.
But he forgot, what if three people share the same name?
Laxmi Narayan- 1.
Laxmi Narayan- 2.
Laxmi Narayan- 3.
"One, two, three"
Hiralal,
the diamond is worth 200 million and you have to travel by road.
Drive carefully and get the diamond.
Keep this 2 rupee note with you.
You'll get the diamond once you give them this tattered note.
I swear, what an idea! Great!
Don't worry. I'll take care of everything.
I'll return only when I have the diamond with me. Trust me!
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
"When I saw you, I couldn't take my eyes off you."
"Your gaze captivated my heart."
"Your beauty drove me crazy,"
"it cast a spell on me."
"You got to rock."
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
"You stole my heart."
"I pray to be with you."
"I thank God for bringing us together."
"I experience a sweet pain."
"Please save me from this agony of love."
"You got to rock."
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
"May we never separate."
"May your fragrance linger in my life."
"I want to spend my life in your arms."
"I want to behold you in my eyes."
"To walk hand in hand with you is my destiny."
"This passion of love is driving me crazy."
"My heart sings the songs of love."
"Come and listen to them."
"This passion of love is driving me crazy."
"Come to me. Don't torment me."
"Your demeanours are graceful."
"Please come to me."
"You got to rock."
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
"Don't ever stop."
"You got to rock."
Stop!
We know you have the diamond with you.
We are very dangerous. Stop!
That scoundrel is running very fast.
Come on, shoot him.
Don't touch me. You don't love me anymore.
I love you, my sweetie pie. - How romantic!
Say, Chandu loves Chandni.
Chandu loves Chandni. - It feels so good. Keep saying it.
I'm not crazy. I mean, let me prove it.
I didn't even touch you. I didn't do anything.
There is someone at the window.
There is no one.
Come, baby.
What happened? - I told you, there's someone.
There is no one. - There is.
What are you up to? Why are you scaring my girlfriend?
I'll kill you. - Sir,
I'm not scaring her. Look at my back.
Why should I? Get lost!
Please, for God's sake, look at my butt.
I'm not of that type. - Neither am I.
Please... - Leave me.
Please look at my back and help me.
I've been shot. Please have a look.
You're right.
Oh my God, Chandu!
Let's run! - Hurry up!
Please take this bottle - Bottle!
Give it to Batla, 9820123...
Albert, they are running away.
Check him. I'll stop them.
Stop the car!
I'll count up to three.
One. - Faster.
Two. Stop.
Three.
You can't die. Do you want me to shoot you?
They escaped. - Pinto, he is dead.
Even the diamond has gone with them.
Take it out.
I hate toothache.
Here is the tooth.
We have done a great job.
Papa will be pleased to see this.
Yes!
Is this the diamond worth 200 million?
Do you know why do I compel people to call me papa?
Why, papa?
Because D'Mello Yadav is the big daddy of the underworld.
Papa!
How could you let go diamond worth 200 million?
No papa, please don't.
Pinto. - Yes.
As you know, the power supply is only for 2 hours in a day.
Shortage.
You waste even that. - No!
Where is the diamond? - No!
Tell me!
Darn!
As usual, there is a power failure again.
Now, it'll resume only tomorrow.
Shabbo. - Papa.
What do people do when there's no electricity?
Use an inverter.
Then switch on the inverter.
Is it a joke to you?
Even we have a family. We might lose our memory.
Pinto, you have made this bomb, right? - Yes, papa.
I hold a crash course diploma in manufacturing bombs.
I'll blow the two of you with it.
Papa, please spare our lives.
One. - No, papa.
Two. - No, Pinto.
Tell me, where's the diamond?
But I don't know nothing.
And three.
Papa, did it explode?
Why doesn't this explode?
You've placed the bomb here and are trying to blow it up
from there, how will it explode?
Come closer.
Do you want me to press the button sitting on it?
What kind of a bomb have you made?
It doesn't even explode.
Don't hit me. Don't doubt my capability. I have a diploma.
Give me the remote.
Here.
You haven't placed the batteries properly.
This is the right way to put them.
Now see how it explodes.
It was simple, wasn't it?
At least tell me now, where is the diamond?
Look at this diamond, it'll change our lives.
From now on, I won't have to work as a sales executive.
We won't have to stay in this car showroom's washroom.
We won't have to bear ma'am Laila's taunts.
Let's elope. - Idiot, they must be looking for us.
We'll wait for a couple of days and then...
Till then, let's hide it at a place where no one can find it.
I've an idea. - What?
Why did you put it in the petrol tank?
No one will be able to see it there.
This car is meant for sale. What if someone buys it?
It has been lying here for 7 months,
no one will buy it.
There is a remedy for everything except death.
Yadav's end is near.
Kill him.
It's not so easy.
The police in Pondicherry have become alert
after Hira's murder.
Mr Batlya!
Greetings. - Greet him.
Greetings.
I heard, there's a shooter's post vacant in your organisation.
Please give him a chance to murder.
I want to see him settled in life before I die.
Please give him this opportunity.
Trust me. I'll give my best. I'll work very hard.
Give me one last chance.
If he fails this time, I will shoot him. I promise you.
Just like the bad weather, tough times don't last forever.
Really?
I'm sure, this time, he'll return victorious.
Thank you.
I'll never forget your favour. - Enough.
Here, keep this. It's imported.
It fires smoothly. You won't even realise when you shot.
Whom do I have to kill?
There is a time and a place for everything.
Go to Pondicherry.
A room will be booked in your name at Blue Diamond hotel.
You'll receive an envelope, that'll have the photo and address
of the victim.
Mr Batlya! - One minute.
Before you kill him, seize the diamond from him.
I want it at any cost.
Don't worry, have opium and go to sleep. - Very good.
This time, I'll shoot right in the head.
Laxmi Narayan.
I'm hearing such a terrifying name for the first time.
Luck is not in our favour. Let's go to the village.
We are already in the village.
Let's go to the city. The car is parked outside.
Idiot!
I'll kill him brutally.
Pinto. - Yes.
Make a bomb that explodes.
He'll come here but he won't return.
Hello sir, good morning.
Laxmi, you idiot, you fool.
Listen to me very carefully. - Sir.
I've seen an old car on the internet.
Car, wow! How is it?
I want to buy this car.
Go to Pondicherry,
check the car and pay them an advance of Rs 100000.
All right? Understood that? - Right, sir.
I'll email you the details. Please check your email.
Which one? Gmail, Hotmail, Yahoo mail, Rediff mail
or the latest one, Zapak mail?
You idiot!
I'll fax them to you. Switch on the fax machine.
Yes, sir.
There are two fax machines here. Which one do I switch on?
The left one or the right one? - Left one.
Your left or my left? - My left.
In what position are you sitting? I can't see you over the phone.
Because if you're facing me,
your left will be my right, and my right will be your left.
And if you are sitting in the same direction,
then your left is my left, and your right is my right.
Laxmi, this is your last chance!
If you don't do this right, I will fire you!
Understood? - I understand, sir.
Leave for Pondicherry now!
Stay at Hotel Blue diamond. - Blue diamond.
A room will be booked for you.
Okay? I'll send the details there.
Understood? - Okay, sir.
I want the car at any cost! I want to gift it to my wife.
Which wife, sir? The one who lives in Bandra or the one at Worli?
You ***!
I will shove all my cars up your ***!
You good for nothing!
You... - Yes, sir.
Why is he so short-tempered?
Ma'am, what are you doing?
Whenever I buy a car to sell, I check it thoroughly.
Ma'am, what about my car?
I can't sell your car.
Forget you, now no one can sell this car.
Are you Laila? - Yes.
We are from the ICUC bank.
Had you taken a loan of 2.5 million, for this showroom?
Yes.
You haven't paid any instalment for the last ten months.
Actually, I... - No problem, ma'am.
We are always at your disposal, at your service.
We have come to give you this notice. - What notice?
If you don't pay your instalments in the next five days,
we'll seize all your cars. - What?
You can't do this.
We can because we are very wicked.
I'll call the police. - We are policemen.
We work part time with the bank as recovery agents.
Okay ma'am, have a good day.
If you're satisfied with our service,
tell others. If not, tell us.
Take care. - Let's go.
Ma'am, how may I help you?
Give me a bra of size 40 in this material.
40? All right.
I like this one. - Even this one is good.
Yes, tell me. - Dad, what's up?
What are you doing?
I'm taking out a lady's bra.
Please don't say bra and panty.
Should I call it pyjama, then?
He is teaching me. I've been selling these since childhood.
Here is size 42, it will fit you best.
Okay, dad. Listen to me.
Excuse me, give me 40, not 42.
42 will be perfect for you.
I said, give me 40.
How will you know your size?
It's my size, who else will know it better than me?
I can gauge the size by looking at your blouse.
Oh, God.
Am I not right? - Yes.
He is right.
Her husband asks me her size before buying it for her.
Ask her if you want. - Alright.
Pay me Rs 150.
Pay him. - Here.
Tell me.
Please pack it.
Why do you need a packing for it?
Alright. - Yes?
Dad, you will have to leave for Pondicherry immediately.
You need to meet our designer.
She has designed our valentine collection.
I've seen the designs on the internet.
You just have to finalise the deal.
Don't worry, I'll manage.
Enjoy yourself in Singapore.
If you like the designs, pay her Rs 100,000. She is in need.
What's her name? - Billu Batra.
I'm not talking to you. Leave the bra.
Get lost!
Tell me. - Please pen it down.
The pen isn't working.
Forget it, go and stay at Hotel Blue Diamond.
I'll courier you the pictures and the rest of the details. Okay?
Dad, please don't mention bra and panty there.
Shut up, I know.
Let me see the designs.
I'm a designer and mark my words,
my brand 'Pure Diamonds' will be the talk of the town one day.
Everyone will wear the undergarments designed by me.
Murli Manohar Munde.
I don't drink whisky or rum, will you have a bubble gum?
He has come to rack my brains early in the morning.
Curse my luck!
How do I get rid of him?
Please leave from here.
One of us has to leave.
Our fathers were partners in this restaurant.
Either you buy the restaurant from me
or sell it to me?
You know, I don't have money to buy the entire restaurant,
why aren't you ready to share it equally?
The entire world knows that I don't like to share my things.
I'll pay off all your money. - When, Ms Jiya?
A client is coming to meet me at 11.00 am, tomorrow.
He'll definitely like my designs.
And the doors of my destiny will open.
Come at 12.00 pm, tomorrow. You'll get the money. - Okay.
Tomorrow, I'll settle it once and for all.
I'll take your leave.
"I can't live without you"
Oh God, Jiya is not a fraud.
I hope Laxmi Narayan likes my designs.
Laxmi. - Yes, mom.
Here is your ticket.
Go and kill him properly. - I think you should leave.
Don't eat if someone offers you something.
These criminals intoxicate the food
and then rob you of all your belongings.
All right.
Always remember, never disclose your name to anyone.
Here, keep this Rs 25,000.
You might need them.
Mom, please don't cry.
Have you kept the gun safely? - Yes.
Have you loaded it with bullets? - Yes.
Take care.
You're going to kill someone for the first time.
Don't worry. Don't cry.
Looks like a real gun but it's only meant for fun.
Sorry. I'm buying it for my son. I don't have Rs 100000 in my bag.
Buy toys... - Which bus will go to Pondicherry?
The one behind you.
Buy toys...
Excuse me sir, the left one or the right one?
The one that just left.
Wait! Excuse me!
Stop the bus!
"One, two, three."
"The entry in this world is free."
"The exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free."
What are you staring at?
It's from Pahargunj. - What?
This one is from Pahargunj.
No, from Karol Bagh.
That's impossible! It's from Pahargunj and belongs to Khurana.
She is my wife, not Khurana's.
I'm not talking about your wife, but the bra she is wearing.
Only Khurana sells such cheap stuffs.
"Entry to this world is free. The exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
Have we reached?
Why is the police here?
My name is Mayawati Chautala.
I want to check everyone's luggage. Form a queue.
Open your bag.
You may check. There's nothing illegal.
And you know me, don't you?
Why? Are you my husband?
How would I know you?
What is this? - I've a few more.
What is this? - They belong to me.
Do you wear them? - No, I sell them.
I thought of carrying them along.
I'll at least recover the bus fare if I sell some.
Go away. - I'll put up my stall there.
No need to be shy to buy innerwear.
He has set up a stall.
Sorry.
It's okay.
They are very good.
Mr Chawanprash, come ahead.
No, ma'am, you got it wrong. I'm not Mr Chawanprash.
I'm Mr Laxmi Narayan. - Show me your bag.
Which one? The left one or the right one?
The left one.
Your left or my left?
Were you born in a military camp?
Why are you so obsessed with left and right?
Show me your bag.
Unzip it.
There are two zips.
Which one do I unzip? The front one or the rear one?
Tekchand. - Yes, ma'am.
Take him away.
Unzip each and every zip!
If you don't find a zip, rip it off and search!
Ma'am, you're getting me wrong.
Listen to me. - Take him.
Move aside. - Which side? This side or that side?
Walk straight. - Okay.
Next!
All are sold out. This last one is for you.
Where is the dirty gutter? - Why? Will you clean it?
No. I want to go to Hotel Blue Diamond that is next to it.
Do you see that buffalo? - Yes.
Walk behind it. It daily baths in the dirty gutter.
Stop!
It's very confusing. If you see left and left and right and right,
so what happens is basically,
your right becomes my left, and my left becomes your right.
Enough, sir!
Ma'am, you're wasting your time. There's nothing in my bag.
Going by your face, I don't think there should be anything illegal,
but still, show me the bag.
Fine, have a look.
This is my jeans.
This is my comb.
These are some snacks mom gave me.
And this is... A gun!
Where did this come from?
No, it is...
Drop your gun and surrender.
I will, but where did this come from?
Give me the gun,
or I'll make you sit on a hot iron and hit you.
No ma'am, please don't move ahead.
How dare you point a gun at me!
I'll teach you the lesson of your life.
You...
I'm dead.
He shot her. Now, what will I do?
Ma'am, are you fine? - Get lost!
Ma'am, please!
So, you were trying to scare me!
I will make sure that you pay for this.
Excuse me, ma'am. I'm sorry.
Honestly speaking, this gun belongs to me.
I bought it as 'Holi' is round the corner.
I was scared by your physique
and so, I put it in this poor man's bag.
He is an honest boy.
Please let him go.
Please.
You want me to let him go? - Yes.
Tekchand. - Yes, ma'am.
He is asking me to let him go.
You may go. - Go.
Thank you.
I'm highly obliged. I think I should take your leave now.
Thank you.
Where are you going?
Won't you return my favour?
Come with me. - Please ma'am.
Ma'am, it's not a question of obligation.
This is the first time I've got a handsome catch like you.
I won't let you go so easily.
Ma'am, please! - Come to me.
Where are you going? - I have to go.
Where? - To the left.
Your left or my left?
Ma'am, there is a call from the commissioner.
He will again ask me to give a massage to his wife.
Please let me go.
I'm on duty else I wouldn't have let a beauty as you escape.
Tekchand. - Yes, ma'am.
Jot down his name and address and let him go.
Yes, sir. You want me to give a massage to your wife, right?
I'm sorry. - You're very cunning,
though you look like a dumb man.
I'm surprised, how did you put it in my bag?
You were standing right ahead of me.
Can you enact it for me? - Of course.
You were standing right ahead of me, and I was behind you.
You were looking towards the left. Complete left.
I quietly... - But your bag was on the left side.
Remember?
I was standing behind you.
I quietly took out my gun, unzipped your bag
and sneaked it into your bag.
Did you realize anything? - No.
Did you realize?
What do you mean? - Here is your gun.
Don't meet me again.
Good morning, sir. - Good morning.
How can I help you?
I don't take anyone's help, you know me, don't you?
No sir, I don't know. - But I know you.
Though your size is 52, you wear 48.
How do you know?
Had you worn your size,
you wouldn't have adjusted it repeatedly.
Which room is booked in my name?
Your name, sir? - Laxmi Narayan.
Laxmi Narayan.
Room 504. - 504. Fine.
One more thing. - Yes, sir.
I'm expecting a letter.
Just a minute. Let me check.
Here you are.
I'll escort you to your room.
Excuse me. - Yes, sir?
Which room is Laxmi Nalayan put up in?
Laxmi Nalayan or Laxmi Narayan?
Laxmi Nalayan, not Nalayan!
Give me a moment, sir. I'll just check.
Excuse me, sir. There's no one in that name here.
Is there no one in that name?
Wait,
he will surely come.
Welcome, sir.
Is there a room booked in my name?
Your name, sir?
Think of something, else what will the people think.
This...
Hello.
No, sir!
I'm not like that, sir.
You are getting me wrong. I'm not that type.
I'm from a decent family.
This is my visiting card.
I'm Laxmi Narayan.
What? Lasmi Nalayan.
No, sir, Laxmi Narayan.
I was looking for you. - Why me?
Come with me. - No, sir. You got me wrong.
Come with me. - I'm not that type. I won't do it again.
I beg of you.
Get inside. - I'm a gentleman, sir.
Sir... - Get in!
What are you doing?
I'm not feeling... You can't force me.
What are you doing? Please!
Sir, you've got some wrong information about me.
My pant was wet, and so, I did that.
Sir, please!
Hold this. - No, I won't.
Boss has sent it for you.
Parcel.
Yes, boss had told me.
Does it have all the information?
Get the job done.
Sure, sir.
Else your career...
Sure, I will do it. - Okay, take care.
Mr Peepat, you are...
Your keys, Mr Laxmi Narayan.
Don't call me by my name.
Laxmi Narayan. - Don't call my name.
I'm not speaking to you.
There is a courier for Laxmi Narayan.
It's for me.
Are you Laxmi Narayan? - Yes.
Is he Laxmi Narayan?
Yes, he is Mr Laxmi Narayan.
So, you are Laxmi Narayan?
Sorry, I didn't know you are Laxmi Narayan.
But now it's confirm that you are Laxmi Narayan.
Here.
Laxmi Narayan, sign under your name.
Thank you, Mr Laxmi Narayan.
Tell me, Laxmi Narayan.
"Some learned man has said,"
"Youth isn't a stage of life but a state of mind."
Is she promoting her undergarments or the car?
"When one is in love."
"He forgets his whole being."
Do I have to kill her?
But why?
Mr Peepat wants to buy this car!
It'd be better if he buys a bicycle for his wife.
Laila!
"One, two, three."
"A plant has to weather many storms, to become a tree."
There is an article in the newspaper that says,
'A diamond worth 200 million leads to murder.
200 millions!
Yes, it's worth 200 million.
I think we should take it out from the petrol tank, what say?
Have no fear, my dear. We'll anyhow take it out, tonight.
Really? - Yes.
It'd be great fun.
How much money will it fetch?
1 million!
I've fixed a deal of 1 million for this car.
What, this car? - It's sold.
How is it possible? - Even I'm surprised.
No one even looked at it in the last 7 months
and today someone is coming to buy it.
Who is he? - Laxmi Narayan.
This car won't go anywhere today as he is expected at 11:00 am.
I want you to clean it thoroughly,
so that he doesn't take his eyes off it.
Okay? - Okay.
Hello.
Collect your advance at 2:00 pm.
Laxmi Narayan is expected at 11:00 am.
What are you doing?
Now, what will we do? Our diamond will go along with it.
Idea! We will not let Laxmi Narayan reach here.
We'll kidnap him. - Really?
I have to close this deal today.
I've to impress everyone with my charm.
You have to do it. You have no option.
Rehearsal.
Good morning, sir.
Laxmi Narayan, nice meeting you, sir.
Hi, Laxmi Narayan.
How do you know the name? - I know it since childhood.
How do you know it since childhood?
Of course, sir, my dad... - Who informed your father?
It's obvious. He is bound to know.
He must be one of my regular customers,
that's why he knows me, Laxmi Narayan, undergarments' wholesaler.
My name is Laxmi Narayan.
You mean... - Yes and you know me, don't you?
Lots of confusion, sir.
My name is Laxmi Narayan, and I don't know you.
Neither do I want to. - Wait, listen...
Strange fellow.
He knows my name but not me.
Excuse me, ma'am, in which room is Mr Laxmi Narayan?
There he is.
"I'm waiting for you."
"My heart yearns for you."
"My heart won't be at peace until I take you in my arms."
"I want my beloved to love me unconditionally."
"I want a guy who will love me."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart."
"I want a guy who beholds me in his eyes."
"I want a guy who will love me."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart."
"I want a guy who makes me restless."
"I want a guy who loves me unconditionally."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart,"
"who forgets his whole being in my love"
"I chant his name all day long."
"I'm always lost in his dreams."
"I want him to be lovable and adorable."
"I've been waiting, when will he arrive?"
"I'm waiting for you."
"My heart yearns for you."
"I want a guy who will take me to Paris."
"I want a guy who will take me shopping."
"I want a guy who will take me to Paris."
"I want a guy who will take me shopping."
"I want someone who will sacrifice everything for me."
"Someone who gifts me the moon and the stars."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart,"
"who forgets his whole being in my love."
"Everyone is crazy about me."
"Everyone adores me."
"I'm waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet."
"I've been waiting, when will he arrive?"
"I want a guy."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart."
"I want a guy who beholds me in his eyes."
"I want a guy who makes me restless."
"I want a guy who loves me unconditionally."
"I want a guy who loves me from the bottom of his heart,"
"who forgets his whole being in my love"
Why do people run away when I ask them about Mr D'Mello?
Mr D'Mello.
Mr D'Mello!
Excuse me!
Anybody home?
Hello!
Mr D'Mello!
I think he is Laxmi Narayan.
He has come to kill you in your backyard.
He thinks, you're a dog.
Should I shoot him?
No.
I want to find out who this brave man is
and who has sent him here.
The car is parked here. I don't know where they are.
I think he is not in.
Hello, sir. Nice meeting you, finally.
My name is Laxmi...
Hands up!
I think there's some misunderstanding.
I'm Laxmi Narayan... - Shut up!
Hands up!
Which one, right or left? - Both.
Sir.
Now, walk.
In which direction, left or right? - Left.
Your left or my left?
Papa!
She designs undergarments or cars?
I think even she does her business in a car like me.
Nisha, mail this to Mr Kumar and tell him that I'll
Excuse me.
Ma'am.
Yes?
Are you the one in this photograph?
Yes.
Who are you?
I'm Laxmi Narayan and you?
Hi, I'm Laila. I was waiting for you.
So even you run your business in a car?
Yes, I deal in cars.
You know me, don't you? Even I run my business in a car.
Where do you store your goods?
Goods?
I'm talking about this.
I think you're very eager to see it.
I've not been able to take my eyes off the picture.
I wouldn't get such stuff in Paharganj or Chandni Chowk.
Thank you. - Khurana will be jealous when he sees it.
So you are ready to strike the deal? - Of course.
Show me the goods. You know me, don't you?
I don't strike the deal till I don't see the goods.
Absolutely no! - Fair enough.
Come with me, I'll show you.
I found this gun on him.
It looks like it has been made in England.
Actually it has been made in China.
Don't talk to him. He asks a lot of question.
Sit.
On the sofa or the chair?
On the chair? - Sorry, sir but there are many chairs.
Which chair do I sit on? Left or right?
On the left one.
Your left or my left?
You question bank, come with me.
Sit here.
You are very brave.
Thank you, sir.
You dared to come here.
You wouldn't have come had I called you.
I know you're busy so I came here.
Shall we get down to business?
Don't get me wrong but I'm in a hurry,
I need to deal with someone else.
You mean,
after dealing with me, you'll deal with someone else?
Sometimes I deal with 4 to 5 people in a day.
Sometimes I'm busy dealing the entire day.
Marvellous!
Did you hear?
Learn from him!
Excuse me, sir.
Learn from him!
Excuse me, sir. - Learn
You beat us in front of everyone.
Sorry.
Can we finish it off now?
You want me to deal with you here, in front of everyone or in private?
Papa, he is giving you a choice.
Will you like to die here or in private?
"You scoundrel, you think you can kill me."
"Are you out of your mind?"
"You're such a fool!"
Who do you work for? - Virus auto. I gave you my visiting card.
Virus auto. - Seems to be an international gang.
What's the name of your boss? - Mr D.M. Peepat.
Why does he want to kill me?
Sir, actually he...
Did you say he wants to kill you?
Why would he kill you?
Why did you come to kill me then? - Sir, why will I...
It's not kills. It's kill.
Don't add 's' to all words.
That's not right, sir.
It's Papa's wish,
he can place it wherever he wants to.
Why do you want to kill me?
Sir, why will I kill you?
You're joking, right, sir? Isn't it a prank?
Don't talk to him, kill him else he'll kill us with his questions.
Do I look like a joker to you? - Sir...
This gun... - Shoot!
"You scoundrel, you think you can kill me."
"Are you out of your mind?" - He's dead.
Marvellous shooting.
After long distance.
Congratulations. - Albert, Papa has learnt to use a gun.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Mr D'Mello, this is not fair.
You know, I have another appointment
and still you smeared my face.
Where is the bathroom?
Bathroom? - On the left side.
Your left or my left?
God, help me! - Your demeanours are graceful.
M. M. Munde, Murli Manohar Munde.
No whisky, no rum. Will you have a bubble gum?
You asked me to come at 12:00 pm, so here I am.
Did I say that?
I'm in a serious mood today, so no fun, bubble gum?
Please have it.
Please.
Mr Laxmi Narayan hasn't come yet. You'll have to wait.
No, I can't wait anymore.
I'm not feeling well. I'm already irritated.
Then cool down and have some coconut water.
No, coconut, please!
'I don't like coconuts'.
Go and sit under that coconut tree.
Are you very fond of coconuts?
Either pay me the money or take your share. It's simple.
Sir.
Tea or cold drink?
Can I have some water?
Someone fired at me.
Have you hired goons to kill me?
Mr Munde, there are no goons here. - M. M. Munde, Murli Manohar Munde,
No whisky, no rum... - Your bubble gum.
Thank you. I'm not scared of goons.
I'll be right back.
Mr Munde, please listen...
What the hell?
Where is Mr Laxmi Narayan?
Is it possible that he is around but isn't able to recognise you?
It is possible.
Will you have something else?
Excuse me. I want to announce a name.
Laxmi Narayan!
I didn't come here to kill you.
Trust me, sir.
Then whom did you want to kill?
I don't want to kill anyone, sir.
Mr Peepat, my boss asked me to meet you.
You may ask him if you want.
Give me his number.
Fax number or phone number. - Phone.
Landline or mobile? - Mobile.
India or Singapore?
Where is your boss? - In London.
Then, why Singapore?
I'm nervous as I'm scared. Please let me go.
His number is 00447866789. - It's simple.
It's ringing.
Sir, my boss studied at the Oxford University, he is very educated.
I'm his close associate.
He'll answer the call.
Time difference, he is a busy man.
Yes. - Hello, sir, this is Laxmi Narayan here from Pondicherry.
Who Laxmi? - Sir, Laxmi Narayan,
Laxmi Narayan from Pondicherry.
You fool, is the work done?
There's a small problem. That is why I wanted to speak to you.
Laxmi Narayan, you idiot, I don't want any excuses.
I want results.
You dumbo, you good for nothing fool! - Sir...
Call me only once the work is done.
Sir... - Else I will shoot you.
I know you love me, sir. - Understand, you idiot?
International calls do get disconnected at times.
Papa, I told you, kill him. - What?
Sir, what does that gesture mean?
You asked him to kill me, right?
You can't do that. Try and...
Sir, what is this? - Even he doesn't know.
Is it dangerous?
It's very comfortable.
You may even sleep comfortably.
You don't even need to adjust it.
You're right.
It should be comfortable in every position,
else the customer complaints.
No one likes to adjust it repeatedly. - You're right.
It's easier for men, right? - Yes.
But ladies face a lot of problem.
Show me.
I already showed you.
You only told me about the effects and the side effects,
show me the product.
What else do you want to see?
This.
That is what I have shown you.
I liked whatever you have shown,
but I'm a professional businessman.
I don't place an order till I don't see the real goods.
Show me the real product. Show me this red undergarment.
What!
This is for your boss.
'My God, diamonds!'
I'm sorry, I'm a bit late in delivering the goods.
Your boss must be angry with me, right?
He is very angry.
Please apologize to him on my behalf.
I'll be indebted you all my life.
Please.
I'm very troubled and
I'm sorry.
Please try and understand.
Excuse me, I'll just come.
"I'm hopeless, jobless and luckless"
I can't kill her.
And why should I when she has returned the diamonds?
I think there is a power failure. - Darn!
It'll resume only tomorrow.
Excuse me,
don't you have an inverter?
What?
Don't you have an inverter? - You...
Papa, he is challenging you.
I'll switch on the inverter. - No!
Papa, blow him up with a bomb.
There's some misunderstanding.
I think you're looking for some other Laxmi Narayan.
Has he gone crazy?
Sir, I know a Laxmi Narayan, he stays in the same hotel.
I know him.
Please let me go.
My job is at stake.
He is lying.
There is a Laxmi Narayan, staying in room no 504.
I haven't come to kill you. He must be the one.
He is a dealer in undergarments.
What if it turns out to be false?
You are saying as if you'll do as I say.
You can do whatever you like.
Marvellous idea.
Come, show me where the other Laxmi Narayan is.
Come.
Papa, you only took the tie with you.
Don't worry.
If you have to sell a product, you have to show it,
that's how a business is run.
I think you don't know how to run a business. Good bye.
I've been selling undergarments for 40 years... - Wait!
You... - I'll wait only if you show me the product.
Yes or no?
'What is there to think?'
'If this deal doesn't materialise, I won't be able to pay'
'the bank instalments and I'll be ruined.'
You'll watch it from a distance
and won't tell anyone about it.
Fine, show me.
Not here.
Then? - At your hotel.
All right.
Who fired at you?
Someone fired from there when I was standing here.
Tekchand. - Yes, ma'am.
Isn't he the one who was at the bus stop? - I think so.
Come. - Yes.
So, Mr Toy gun, what are you doing here?
Did you fire at him?
Tekchand. - Yes, ma'am.
Frisk him. - Sure.
If you don't mind, sir.
Why do you always frisk people?
Don't you know?
Policemen don't take any chances.
Understood? Now come with me.
Are you taking me on a date?
Don't try to act smart else I'll teach you the lesson of your life.
Your shirt is unbuttoned.
Catch!
Not me but him.
Laxmi Narayan, my money.
Where are you going?
Jiya, wait, where are you going?
Laxmi Narayan.
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free." - Stop!
Hold the leg!
Yes, I have. - Not my leg but his.
Catch him!
I won't spare you! Don't hide behind melons! - Let me go!
Come on! Hurry up! Let's go!
Follow me.
"You scoundrel, you think you can kill me."
"Are you out of your mind?"
I'll get down first.
I'll lend you a hand. - No, I will.
Excuse me, may I go first and lend you a hand? - Okay.
Please help me. - Carefully.
Give me your hand.
Left or right?
Anyone, hurry up else I won't be able to come up.
Very good! - He's gone.
Let's go! - Don't you run away!
Don't worry, we are with you.
Hey, you! Don't you run away!
"I'm caught between the devil and the deep blue sea."
"I've shot myself in the foot."
"No matter what you do."
"Life makes you dance to its tune."
"It makes you dance 'Bharatanatyam' and 'Bhangra'."
"Always remember my advice."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"A plant becomes a tree."
You go right
and you to the left. - Okay.
And me?
"My dear, watch out, be careful."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free."
Sorry, sir.
You'll murder D'Mello Yadav?
He is some other Laxmi Narayan. - I'll slaughter you.
Why do you want to slaughter me? - How dare you go against me?
I didn't go against you. - How dare you think of killing me?
I told you, why would I...
Are you blind? - How dare you call me blind?
You slapped me? - Yes, so what?
Had he not been with me, I'd have slaughtered you.
Who are you talking about? - He...
Where did he go?
Help!
Pinto!
"Run! Don't stop! It's time to sprint."
"The tail is on fire." - Hey! Stop, Laxmi Narayan!
Hide, the police is here. - Police!
Laxmi Narayan, I won't spare you.
Tekchand, what are you doing? Hurry up! - Yes.
"Remember one lesson of life,"
"there is no gain without pain."
"One, two, three."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
Chandu, where did Laxmi Narayan go?
I think this way. No, that way. Come on, hurry up!
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free." - Here he is. Catch him!
No! - Laxmi, my money.
Jiya, stop. - Give me the money.
Laxmi!
What are you doing here?
Where did he go?
Laxmi Narayan, stop!
Don't come after me.
Didn't your boss ask you to give me something in return?
Give it to me before you leave.
How can I give it to you? You are so young.
What has age got to do with it?
People younger than me have achieved greater heights.
You won't be able to return from where I send you.
I'm sorry.
Pardon me.
You are my last hope, Laxmi.
I'll be ruined if you betray me.
Kill me.
Please kill me.
- Let me go.
Please kill me. - Let me go!
Don't come ahead.
Please, Laxmi.
What did you do? - We didn't want him to go.
Come on, lift him. - Don't touch him.
He is mine. - No, he is ours.
I'll take him along. - We'll take him along.
He is Laxmi Narayan.
He is mine. - He is ours.
Just a minute.
Yes, ma'am. - Chandu, where are you?
You know Laxmi Narayan was expected at 11:00 am.
Yes, ma'am. But he won't come. He is lying here.
What? He is right here with me.
Come here quickly. I have to leave. Come fast, okay?
Okay ma'am. - Thank you.
Please give me a few minutes.
He is some other Laxmi Narayan.
I told you, he is mine. - You're right. Hold this.
Let's go. - Go away!
Laxmi!
"You rarely have an offer,"
"where you get a car free on an underwear."
"But the offer is useless for"
"the one who doesn't know how to drive."
Excuse me.
Sorry.
I don't want to hang between life and death.
To hell with this deal!
Sir, I want to check out. - Good morning, sir.
Looking very fresh today. - Thank you.
I want to check out. Please give me the bill.
You were supposed to check out tomorrow.
Yes, but I have to leave right now.
Please give me the bill.
Any problem, sir? - No problem.
Give me the bill. I want to check out.
Is the room not comfortable? - Very comfortable.
Please hurry up!
Was the food not good? - My luck is not good!
Will you be able to change it?
What kind of a person are you? You ask so many questions!
Please hurry up!
Come.
Why are you laughing?
Find out where he is. - Yes, ma'am.
Police!
Inspector! Do you recognize me?
How can I forget a handsome man like you?
Why are you looking like a worn-out shoe?
Did you come under a truck?
I'm in trouble. Please take me along.
I'd love to take you along.
But I can't as I'm on duty,
I can't take you along.
Ma'am. - Did you find him?
I didn't find Laxmi Narayan. - What are you saying?
I'm Laxmi Narayan. - Shut up.
Let's look outside. - Sure.
All right, good bye. See you soon. - Ma'am...
Please take me, ma'am.
Have you taken Viagra, that you're so desperate?
Ma'am, take me with you.
The three men standing behind...
Move back.
Don't play with my emotions. I will kill you.
Why? - I won't spare you.
Go away from me.
Tekchand! - Ma'am...
Quiet! Get back! - Ma'am...
Ma'am, I'm Laxmi Narayan...
Actually, I'm not that Laxmi Narayan.
Come.
Yes, sir? - I want to check in.
Are you sure, sir? - Yes.
Get in!
Sir, please... - Quiet!
I'll shoot you if you say a word more.
No girl.
No!
He is on my left. - What is he doing?
Come.
This way. - Stop.
Pinto, stop him. - Stop.
A gun is pointed at you, and you're still teasing a girl.
You're even asking me to join you.
No, sir, I was trying to tell you, he is the Laxmi Narayan,
who has come to shoot you.
What? - Yes.
Then why didn't you tell me that he is the one.
Sir, you asked me to keep quiet.
Papa, he is very cunning. - No, sir.
I think he was trying to get you beaten by the girl.
I'm ready. Show me.
I haven't shown it to anyone before.
What, you haven't? Then how do you run your business?
Is there no other way out?
Why are you so apprehensive about it? It's a common thing.
Even I show it to my customers.
Even you do? - Yes.
You know me, don't you?
Ladies check everything.
They are very particular about the fitting and the size.
I've to show everything.
I'm in this business for the last 40 years.
Show me this.
Promise me. You won't do anything else but see.
Who hit me? - I don't know.
They were a couple. They were taking you along
but I stopped them and said, 'he is mine.'
Did you say that? - Yes.
They spoke to someone over the phone and ran away.
And then you brought me here.
How could I have left you there in an unconscious state?
Has the pain subdued?
It has just started to hurt.
What is she doing?
Why are you taking off your clothes?
How else will I show you?
No, it's wrong. It's immoral.
Now I know you. You know me, don't you?
I'm not that type... - Mr Laxmi!
You may leave.
Mr Laxmi, relax. I know, this happens at this age.
Just relax.
"Now that we have come together don't leave me and go."
"The night is enchanting. My breath is on fire."
"My eyes are intoxicating. Don't leave me."
"You have stolen my heart."
"I dream about you all day long."
"Come into my arms."
"Don't go away from me."
"Don't leave me."
"Now that we have come together, don't leave me and go."
"Don't leave me."
"The night is enchanting. My breath is on fire."
"My eyes are intoxicating. Don't leave me."
"Everybody says, you scoundrel."
"You scoundrel, you think you can kill me."
"Are you out of your mind?"
"He is like a fish out of water."
"Here, there is power throughout the day."
"Look at the man on your right."
"Sorry sir, there is a confusion. Your right or my right."
"Shut up!"
"He is angry." - "You people on my left."
"Really angry."
"I can kill you in one go."
"Go on."
"You mean, I can go."
"Thank you."
"Someone please shut his mouth."
"Be quiet."
"I wish to lose myself in the shade of your tresses."
"I wish to spend every moment in thoughts of you."
"May this fervour of love never end."
"Don't leave me."
"Now that we have come together, don't leave me and go."
"Don't leave me."
"You have stolen my heart."
"I dream about you all day long."
"Come into my arms."
"Don't go away from me."
"Don't leave me."
I'm sorry.
Why? - I was very rude to you.
When? - When I asked you to kill me.
You were not at fault.
Actually, I'm not like this.
I wouldn't have said such a thing, had I not been in trouble.
After dad passed away, I'm all on my own.
I'll have to vacate this house.
Munde wants me to either pay him or marry him.
I don't want to marry that idiot!
It'd be better if I commit suicide.
I'll kill you,
if you ever say that again.
Don't worry.
How much do you want?
Here's Rs 25,000.
Only Rs 25,000!
Don't worry.
Take this chain. It is worth Rs 24,000.
Is that it?
That's all I have. This is artificial.
Keep this ring. I had bought it for my to-be wife.
To-be wife?
Mom wants me to get married to Meena Khujli.
It's worth Rs 20000.
I thought you will at least give me Rs 100000.
What? Did you know that I'd pay you money?
Yes.
Do I look like an idiot? - Idiot!
Munna, Pappu, take everything along.
Television, refrigerator... - Mr Munde!
Cylinder, washing machine, everything. - Mr Munde!
No, please don't.
I like that swing. Take it along.
Please, Mr Munde... - M. M. Munde.
No whisky, no rum. Want a bubble gum? - No.
Please have it.
Look at those bundle of notes! Give me the money.
Take everything along. - Munde!
Return her the money and get lost.
You think he'll be able to scare me.
I'll drive you away. Even you.
Just a minute, uncle.
Please close your ears.
Why? - Please, do as I say.
Sit. - Why?
Have a seat.
Tell me.
From now on, you'll consider her as your sister.
Do you understand, Munde?
M. M. Munde, Murli Manohar Munde.
No whisky, no rum, bubb...
Gun!
Give me the bubble gum. - Sure.
Please.
I won't spare you if you trouble her ever again.
What are you saying? I...
You rascal, don't speak unless I ask you to,
I haven't finished yet.
Understood? - Yes.
If you trouble her or ask her to pay you,
I'll shoot you where it hurts the most.
And you'll be lying dead like a buffalo in the water!
I hope you remember the deluge of Mumbai?
Understood? - No, brother!
Jiya is like my daughter.
Munna, Pappu, what are you doing?
Why have you come here, get lost!
Enough, now seek her blessings and get lost.
Else I'll blow your head off.
Sister, I love you, like brother like sister.
Don't worry. Your brother is with you.
You never told me you know such a notorious don of Mumbai.
Call me whenever you need any help.
Here's your money and a bubble gum for you. - Get lost!
Run, Munde.
Great! You acted like a goon.
You scared him to death. Where did you get this gun from?
I'm a don, a goon.
I really am.
Are you really
a goon?
I'm his son.
Laxmi Narayan is my father, and I am his son.
There are 3 Laxmi Narayan staying here.
Which one are you looking for?
Can you please take me to his room?
After my wife's death,
I had suppressed all my desires.
You aroused my latent desires.
I address all women as sister.
I've gauged the bra sizes of women, but never looked at them with lust.
Never!
You have tarnished my image.
You insisted me on showing this, didn't you?
What else will a dealer in undergarments see?
What! You said that you deal in cars.
You deal in cars, right?
Yes, I do run my business in a car.
Is there anything wrong in selling undergarments in a car?
Tell me.
But you said, you'll buy from me and sell it at a higher rate.
I was referring to the design that you were supposed to show me.
Which design?
This one.
This is a car's photograph.
Then why are you standing in front of it?
Does it mean, you aren't the Laxmi Narayan who came to buy this car?
No...
So you mistook me to be someone else and did this to me.
What did you do?
If you aren't the one, then where is he?
To hell with him!
Good afternoon...
Hello, sir. - Hello.
Relaxing? - Yes.
Your son is here.
Who is here? - Your father.
Hi, dad.
He isn't my father.
Sir, are you not his father?
I'm unmarried, how can I have a son?
Neither will I get a chance to marry.
I understand, sir. You have a different choice.
Don't worry, we have one more Laxmi Narayan in spare.
I'll take you to him. - Thank God.
Good night, sir. - Good night.
Sorry to disturb you. - Not at all.
Enjoy yourselves while you are here, sir. - Yes.
Marvellous acting.
D'Mello sir!
I told you, there is some one else by this name, didn't I?
Now that the manager has confirmed it, will you let me go?
Shut up! My life is at stake, and you want to leave.
Albert, check.
Ma'am, forget whatever happened.
Let bygones be bygones.
Please listen... - Don't touch me.
You... Darn!
You will have to buy the car now!
It's worth 1 million, you may pay me Rs 900000.
Okay?
Rs 900000!
Though I look like an idiot, I am not one.
Shut up! - Why should I buy it?
If I don't pay my instalments in the next 5 days,
they will...
That is why, I...
Otherwise, I'm not that type of a girl.
Even I'm a decent man. I'm not like Khurana.
Even I have a reputation.
You may go and ask anyone at Chandni Chowk.
If my son discovers that
I'm with a girl in a hotel room...
Ma'am, please go and hide in the bathroom. - No.
Please go, there is someone at the door. - No.
Please hide in the bathroom.
Lock the door.
Hello, sir.
Are you Laxmi Narayan? - Yes.
Are you Sonu's father? - Yes.
Hi dad, what's up?
You arrived very soon. You were in Singapore.
I finished my work early, and I thought...
You must have thought what does dad know about a bra and panty design.
It's better that I go.
Dad, please call it lingerie. - Shut up!
I'm selling undergarments even before you were born.
Don't try to teach me.
Excuse me. - Where are you going?
Bathroom. - Why?
To relieve myself. - No!
You already look relieved.
I don't think you need to go there.
Dad, if you don't move, I'll mess up.
And if I let you in, I'll be in a mess.
Please, dad. - No.
Please! - No.
Please...
What is she doing here?
She came here...
You know me, don't you?
Yes, now I know you.
Sorry, son.
Come on, Laxmi Narayan.
You shouldn't hide anything from your son.
Your dad was finalising a deal with me in this room.
What deal? - Shall I tell him, Mr Laxmi Narayan?
No, I'll tell him. He is my son. I'll speak to him. You leave.
Come on, Mr Laxmi, when will I get another chance to meet him?
Your dad and I finalised a car deal in this room.
Right?
When did I finalise a car deal with you?
Just a while back, when we were on this bed...
Shall I tell him everything? - Sure.
No! Why do you want to?
Your dad wants to hide it from you.
He has bought a vintage car for Rs 1 million.
1 million! - Dad, we have a car.
Cancel the deal.
Deal cancel.
Mr Laxmi, right now, you said it's done... - Deal is done.
But dad... - I can't cancel it.
What about my advance of Rs 100000?
I can't believe this.
I'm sitting with an underworld goon.
Can I just...
Please, can I touch you?
Is this for real?
You are just so real.
Do you know why did I start designing undergarments?
Because even it starts with 'under', just like underworld.
Underworld, undergarments, it's so similar.
Here's your Rs 100,000.
Thank you.
The car belongs to you.
I'll leave, I need to prepare the agreement.
Come at 4:00 pm with the remaining amount.
All right. - Okay?
Mr Laxmi, thank you. You saved me.
And you put me in trouble.
I've always wanted to marry an underworld goon.
Their life is so exciting and thrilling.
When the husband leaves in the morning,
the wife isn't sure if he'll return.
When the husband kisses his wife in the night,
she feels as if it might be their last kiss.
Because he could be killed anytime in an encounter.
I just love this feeling.
I just love goons.
How many murders have you committed?
Didn't you know that I was a goon?
How would I have known?
Why were you waiting for me at the restaurant then?
That is my restaurant.
I got a message that you'll be there.
I took my bag and waited for you there.
So boss called you there and sent me to kill you.
Is your boss a goon? - Yes.
This was my first murder.
Mom had prayed a lot for this day.
She used to go to the 'Siddhi Vinayak' temple every Tuesday,
so that I get a chance to kill someone.
After a lot of tribulations, I got this chance.
I thought I'd commit a couple of murders,
then settle down in life and marry Chota Khujli's daughter.
But...
I ruined everything, right?
Kill me.
Laxmi, please kill me.
What are you saying?
Don't worry, I'll manage.
I'll go against the whole world for you.
You'll go against your boss for my sake?
I'll show him what I am made of.
But you...
I'll take your leave.
Laxmi.
Your to-be wife's ring.
It's for you.
I'll be back soon. - I'll wait for you.
I love you, Laxmi!
Mr Batlya, you!
I'm always at the right place and at the right time.
Is the work done?
You were right, like bad weather, tough times don't last long.
Happy days are here again.
Here are your diamonds.
Diamonds!
Chota Khujli, I told you,
he'll definitely fulfil his mother's dream, didn't I?
I'm proud of you.
How many bullets did you fire at him?
Not even one. - Not even...
Did you slaughter him?
You must have strangled him to death.
You are so narrow minded.
You think no better than a lizard.
A saviour and not a killer is revered.
Learn something from me.
I'm not an ordinary goon like you,
who runs after such diamonds and kills someone for them.
I thought you were a goon of dignity.
But now I discovered, you have no dignity.
Did you commit the murder? - No.
Because I want to be a Godfather.
Even he can be a father.
But Godfather is the one who spares people's life.
I spared a life today.
Here are your diamonds.
From now on, I'm parting ways with you
because I don't want to work with an ordinary goon like you
who tarnishes underworld's reputation for undergarments.
Check your diamonds.
Chotta Khujli, get your daughter married to Aslam Phoda.
I'm not interested in her.
What is this? - Diamond.
Is this a diamond?
Of course, it's even written here, 'Pure Diamonds'.
Where do I wear them?
It's up to you. Why do you ask me?
Check them properly. I never leave any work incomplete.
What are you looking at? Thank me and give me my money.
Is there any secluded place in this hotel?
Why? - I want to pay you a big amount.
If I pay you here, people will stare.
There is. I'll show you. - Come.
You idiot!
Why are you beating me?
Hit him. - Mom!
You fool!
Don't give me money if you don't want to. Why are you beating me?
I'm an ordinary goon.
You want me to wear these.
How dare you!
Where is the diamond? - Here they are.
I'm talking about a pure diamond. - This is 'Pure Diamond'.
A diamond that glitters. - See this one, it glitters.
The diamond that Yadav stole.
Who is Yadav? - Yadav!
He is Yadav.
But I was told to kill her.
Who is she? - The one who stole these diamonds.
Yadav stole the diamond.
Why did you send her photograph then?
I had sent his photograph in the envelope.
Then why did I get hers?
You are lying. - You are lying!
You sent this photograph along with a picture of these diamonds
and now you are beating me.
'Who is the king of Mumbai?'
Did you not receive his photograph?
No, else I wouldn't have spared him.
I even slapped him.
When and where? - He was running after someone.
Where is he now? - I don't know.
But the one he was running after, is in this hotel.
Come with me.
Why are you wearing this?
Else, he will recognise me.
You really have it. - What?
Glasses.
Mr Davar, this is Laxmi Narayan here. I need Rs 900,000.
Dad... - Yes, Rs 900,000. I won't settle for anything less.
You know me, don't you?
I need them immediately.
Rs 900,000. - He is charging Rs 900,000 to kill you.
Congratulations.
Don't you think the price is too high? - Idiot!
Sir, I hope now it's clear,
that he is the Laxmi Narayan you're looking for.
May I leave? - Not now.
The climax is still left.
Come with me. - Okay, papa.
There is Yadav.
Where is he going?
Let's follow him. Come.
I have never seen such a bold shooter.
I will kill him in such a way that even death will be terrified.
Albert. - Yes.
Pinto. - Yes.
Before Laxmi Narayan kills me, shoot him.
How does he...
How does he know that you want to kill him?
Should I shoot him right now?
You won't kill him. You have parted ways with me, right?
But...
Mr Batlya. - Leave me.
I'm an ordinary goon, right? - No sir.
I'm very narrow minded. - No.
I'm very narrow minded.
I was a fool to have said that.
You are very generous. Please give me another chance.
I thought you wanted to kill the girl.
I was blind in her love.
Give me one last chance.
Stand up.
Always remember,
one cannot love and be wise at the same time.
Forget that girl and focus on your career.
I give you one last chance. - Thank you.
If you fail to kill him,
I will shoot you.
Don't worry, this time I'll shoot him right in the head.
Take it away.
Pinto, shoot him.
No, sir. I beg of you.
What are you doing? - I'm not even married.
Some people are coming to seek an alliance next week.
Please, sir, let me go. - All right I will, but first, leave me.
Leave me. - Sorry, sir.
On one condition.
I agree to all your conditions.
We won't kill him. - Very good, sir.
You will kill him. - Very good. No, sir.
How will I kill him? I have never killed a fly in my life.
Albert, teach him how to kill a fly. - Papa.
Sir,
you look like an intelligent man.
You seem to be a genius.
You're very handsome, sir.
I hope, you understand my problem.
Kill!
Whom? - The fly.
Fly?
Be careful.
It's a female.
It shouldn't be hurt.
It shouldn't escape either.
How is that possible, sir?
You are harassing me.
God sees everything. He will punish you.
Shoot or I will slap you.
It flew away. - Papa!
Do something,
else that diamond will go away with the car.
Now only the lord can help us.
Lord!
O lord, please do something.
Why are you quiet? Speak up.
Excuse me. - You!
What are you two doing here?
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
How could you run away after hitting that poor, lovely,
cute Laxmi Narayan?
I think we are paying for it now.
We mistook him to be the Laxmi Narayan,
who was supposed to buy the car. - But we were wrong.
Which car?
It's an old car. It has been lying here for the past seven months.
It'd have been great had it stayed here for a couple of days more.
Are you talking about 6121?
How do you know? - That ominous car belongs to me.
Please send your bank executive tomorrow.
I'll pay you all the remaining instalments.
200 million!
Ma'am, we'll be happy with 75% of the amount.
Do I look like an idiot to you? - 25%?
Fine, give us 5% of it.
Hi Jiya.
Hi Laila.
Congratulations, your car has been sold for Rs 1 million.
Really? - The documents are ready.
Mr Laxmi Narayan will be here with the payment by 4:00 pm.
Here is 50% of the advance.
There is no need for it.
I've changed my mind. I don't want to sell this car.
Are you joking?
Here are the documents of the car. Go through them.
I don't want to sell this car. Okay?
Do I look like a fool to you?
No, but I'm taking this car with me. - Over my dead body.
It's my car. - I have turned it into a car.
Really? - I have spent money on it.
Here, I fixed new headlights.
I got it painted. Understand?
What else? - And...
The tyres were worn out.
I got them changed.
Have a look.
Open your eyes and see.
Hello.
Ma'am...
Excuse me. You worked so hard to sell it off
and she was refusing, so, Chandni hit her.
Am I right? - Yes.
Well done.
Good work, Chandni.
If you were trying to hit her, why were you standing behind me?
Ma'am, please! - Ma'am.
Dad, I want you to give it a second thought.
We are getting late. I think we should hurry.
200 million!
Get some water. She is fainting.
Let her faint. Let's take the car and elope. - Okay.
This diamond belongs to me as the car is in my showroom.
Excuse me, the diamond belongs to me as the car is mine.
We found it. - So it belongs to us.
Yes! - Sir, she told me and...
Hey! That man...
Quiet!
It belongs to all of us. Okay?
Okay.
- Okay.
What, if Laxmi Narayan comes to buy the car?
We'll sell him the car. - What?
We'll remove the diamond before that.
Why don't you pay heed to what I say?
'My dream girl, when will you come?'
Hello. - Hello, Mr Laxmi Narayan, this is Laila here.
Tell me.
Can you please come after an hour? - After an hour!
It'll take some time for the documents to be ready.
Fine, you know me, don't you? I'll come after an hour.
You're so sweet. Thank you so much.
Hurry up!
You shouldn't grouch so much before going for some work,
it puts a spanner in the works.
Okay, let's have coffee.
Should I go and keep this in the room?
We'll keep it in the locker.
Will it be safe there? - Of course.
Come. - Fine.
Please keep this bag safe with you. I'll be back in an hour.
No problem, sir.
Laxmi Narayan, room no... - 504.
Right, sir? - Be careful.
There is a change in the plan.
You mean now you don't want me to shoot him. Thank you, sir.
You will kill him not with a gun, but with a bomb.
Pinto, make a bomb that explodes.
I'm a diploma holder.
Albert, get a bag like the one he has kept in the locker.
We'll put the bomb in the bag
and exchange the tags of both the bags.
We'll get Rs 900,000 and he'll get the bomb.
He'll explode the bomb with the remote. - Me!
How can I...?
I don't know to use a remote.
He is very wicked.
He is killing that poor man with a bomb to usurp his money.
He has also usurped the diamond. Should I kill him?
Wait! What are you doing?
We'll make him taste his own medicine.
You mean, the bomb? - Yes.
We don't even have to look for a similar bag.
You really have it.
What?
The bag.
This bomb can explode even if you touch it.
What do I do? - Keep it in this bag.
What say, Papa?
Papa, please let me go.
Papa!
Papa, he is addressing you as papa just like us.
Welcome to the family.
May I go? - Papa, let's have a photograph clicked?
Correct, sir? - 505, thank you.
What are you doing? Handle it with care!
What? - The bag.
Is it a new one?
Okay? - All right, sir.
Thank you very much.
Marvellous acting.
Good morning, sir.
Even you want to keep the bag in the safe deposit?
How do you know?
Albert and Pinto, go and change the tags.
But papa, the hotel staff are around.
It's very risky. - You're right.
Laxmi Narayan,
tease the girl who is standing behind me.
Who, me? - Yes, you.
Go and tease her.
She will shout and ask for help. I'll come and hit you.
The hotel staff will gather
and meanwhile, they will change the tags.
Simple.
Sir, I beg of you.
Papa, my father was a district magistrate.
My great grandfather was the chief justice of Bhatinda.
No one in my family has ever teased a girl
and you want me to tease her.
I'm sorry, I can't tease her.
It's not very difficult,
go close to her and ask her, 'shall we go?'
that is it.
How will you say?
Shall we go, ma'am?
Ma'am! Is she your boss? - No!
Shall we go?
You
Which one? - The one standing behind me.
Sir, the one on the left or right?
The one on the left.
Your left or my left?
Your left.
Sir. - Okay.
There are two girls on my left.
The one in the pink.
There are two girls in pink. Which one, light or dark?
Laxmi Narayan, do me a favour. - Sir.
I'll go and tease her, you come and hit me.
My pleasure, sir.
I mean...
I mean, do I hit you with my hands or legs? - Leg.
Left or right, sir? - You may hit me as you want!
Just hit me!
Hit me, or I'll kill you.
I'm going to tease her.
Best of luck. - Papa, good luck.
Why do you keep interrupting?
Right, left.
Try to learn. Look at him.
Just see Papa's magic.
Shall we go?
Your bedroom or mine?
What! - Come to me.
Sorry, I'm not that type of man. - Even I'm not that type of girl.
Aren't you ashamed to molest a man?
Why are you hesitant?
It's off season, I'll give you a 50% discount. - Please...
The girl is molesting him.
Come, let's go. - Someone, help me!
Please save me!
I'll do as you say. - Please don't touch me.
Excuse me, try and understand
Pay me whatever you like. - Everyone is watching, leave me.
Excuse me. - Hit me.
Aren't you ashamed to tease a girl?
No, he is not teasing me. - Hit me.
Harder!
What are you doing? He is my customer. - Harder!
Why don't you hit me? - Let's go.
Don't do this. - Harder!
Hit me!
Leave him.
What are you doing?
He is my customer.
Why are you beating him? Leave him.
Ladies and gentlemen, look what's happening.
Witness this moment and make it a grand success.
He was teasing a woman.
How dare you!
Oh my God!
You scoundrel!
I will kill you! - Someone help me!
You have troubled me a lot!
What's the matter?
Please leave me.
What are you doing?
Leave him. What happened?
Sorry.
Size 42. - Laxmi Narayan!
I won't spare him today.
Stand straight else I'll hit you badly.
Very good!
Someone is being beaten badly. Go and save him.
Go and help him.
Get in.
Now that I'm done, call the police.
You're right. Call the police.
No, sir! Please don't do that.
Police! - No police, please!
Our hotel's reputation... - He is a dangerous man.
Call the police.
The manager is right. There is no need to call the police.
The job's done. - No police.
Mom, dad will never do this again.
Papa, apologize to mom.
Please resolve it between yourselves.
Sorry.
He hit me badly.
You were beaten very badly.
He treated you like a dog. - You...
You guys asked me to hit him harder.
I didn't say to beat me so hard.
Now that you have found your Laxmi Narayan, please let me go.
Papa, even he beat you.
He beat the hell out of Papa.
He is a very dangerous man.
He even knows the size of your undergarments.
Papa!
He is leaving with the bag.
Here you are, sir.
Where are you going?
Go and take your bag.
I'll blow him up from here.
Not from here. Take him along.
Let's go.
Come.
Follow us. - "One, two, three"
"Entry to this world is free"
"Exit from this world is free"
Shall I blow him up? - Not now.
Sit in the car. - Please let me go.
Press the button. - Which one?
Left one.
You can't even ask whose left, as it's the same for all of us.
Laxmi, aim Yadav.
Khujli, you aim at Laxmi.
Either of them has to die today.
'Who is the king of Mumbai?'
One, two, three!
It didn't burst.
Idiots!
We are not in the range.
Go closer to them.
'It's like that...'
I think, they saw us. They are speeding the car.
I'll speed up too.
1, 2 and 3.
Drive faster, we are getting late.
You know me, don't you?
It didn't explode.
Why did it not explode?
Albert, take the car closer.
Should I shoot him? - Wait!
We need to find out about the diamonds first.
I'll get closer to them.
1, 2
3
It didn't explode.
He wants to overtake. Should I let him go?
If you let him overtake, he'll come in between
and we won't be in range.
Corner him.
1, 2 and 3.
Laxmi Narayan, it's your first murder. Shoot.
1, 2 and 3.
For the sake of your mother, shoot!
It exploded.
It's not the bomb but our tyre.
Hey stop! - Oh, papa!
He is escaping.
No, papa. I was about to take your permission.
May I take your leave?
You can't leave until he is alive.
Chase him.
Still, water and dead grandmother are always missed.
Yes, boss. - Don't stare at me.
Yadav will escape. Let's go.
Dad, listen.
She is making a fool out of you.
Try playing the fool sometimes. You will love it.
Ms Laila.
Mr Laxmi Narayan, please come.
So nice to see you. - Here is your Rs 900,000.
You may count it. - Thank you.
Where is my car? - It is being polished.
Hurry up, Mr Laxmi Narayan is here.
It's in cash. You may count it.
What is this?
I could only get the amount in 10 rupee notes.
Is this a 10 rupee note?
This is a panty, and you won't get it for Rs 10.
Where is my money?
These are my designs.
Where did you get them from?
Hi Jiya.
You! How dare you come here!
You asked Laxmi Narayan to kill me after collecting the samples.
Wait! I will kill you!
Dad, what did you tell her?
Who is she?
She is Jiya. She is our designer. - But I didn't meet her.
Hello. - Hello.
Who is he?
I'm Laxmi Narayan, a dealer in undergarments.
Then who was he?
One minute, who are you talking about?
The one who...
Dad, did you not meet her?
You had sent me this photograph, how could I have met her?
This was meant for some other Laxmi Narayan.
Who is this other Laxmi Narayan?
There he is.
We've taken up a difficult project.
Press the button.
What kind of a bomb is this? It doesn't explode.
I've a diploma in bomb making.
Where did you get it from?
Let's go in the front and blow him up.
Some things are better done from the front.
I came here for undergarments, and I'm taking a car.
But that poor Laxmi Narayan will have come looking for a car,
but will go with undergarments.
This is the car I came here for.
God knows where's the Laxmi Narayan, sent by Peepat.
Excuse me, ma'am!
Excuse me ma'am. Excuse me, sir. May I come in?
May I say something? - Sure.
I'm the other Laxmi Narayan.
He stays in my adjacent room. - Right, sir.
I've come on Mr Peepat's behalf to buy this car.
Mr Peepat, yes, he was the one who called me.
Right ma'am, I'm his Man Friday.
You're his Man Friday? - Right, sir.
Tell me something. - Yes.
Does Peepat not have a wife?
He does. In fact, he has two wives.
Come on, dad!
Two wives? - Right, sir.
And he even has a man to serve him. - Sir.
What kind of a man is he?
Let's go near that window.
Here's your photograph. I got it by mistake.
This photograph is for you. You came to kill him, right?
1, 2 and 3. Why doesn't this explode?
Are you a sharp shooter?
I'm not a sharp shooter but a dealer of undergarments.
If you're not the killer, then who is?
The third Laxmi Narayan who came to me.
There they are. Stop!
Pinto, press the button.
No Papa, please don't.
Give it to me!
Is he your dad?
Hello.
No, he is not my father.
Everyone addresses him as 'Papa'. - Oh, he is everyone's dad.
He is D'Mello Yadav, a gangster.
No one moves,
else I'll shoot.
No!
Take out whatever you have.
Laxmi Narayan, so you wanted to kill me!
1... - No, papa.
2... - Don't press the button, the bomb will explode.
Where is the bomb? - It's in your bag.
It's in my bag.
Is the bomb in my bag? - Yes.
Is this what you call a bomb?
This is a detonator.
Where is the bomb? - It's in your bag, D'Mello Yadav.
Who are you?
Laxmi Narayan. - Third one?
Batlya never spares his enemies.
Your bomb will kill you. Give me the remote.
Papa, he is trying to trick you. We had changed the tags.
Pinto, show him. - I changed those tags again.
Papa, I had personally exchanged the tag of the bag at the left
with the one at the right.
And I changed the left one with the right one
and the right one with the extreme left.
I'm...
I'm so confused.
Can I come in, guys? - Okay.
May I say something, please? - Okay.
Please put your guns down. Thank you.
Listen to me carefully.
Excuse me, get me the table, please.
Give me the left bag. The right one.
Thank you.
Now tell me, who changed the tag first?
I did it.
Show me, how did you do it.
I exchanged the tag of the left bag with the one on the right.
When you exchanged the tags, the bags were on your left or mine?
My left.
Then I exchanged the left one with the centre one
and the right one with the left.
That's it, simple!
1, 2, 3. B.B.C. Bomb, bra and cash.
Then he exchanged 1 with 2,
2 with 1
and 3 with 1.
Absolutely clear and simple.
You guys get it?
No?
You?
No?
Did you understand anything? - I don't know.
Press the button, the bag that has the bomb will explode.
Sir, I think this is the best idea.
Papa, press the button.
1, 2 and 3.
You have turned me into a laughing stock.
Is there a bomb in one of the bags?
Yes, sir, there is. I've seen it for myself, but it doesn't explode.
He has made it.
Hold this. Give me the remote.
How will it explode
when the batteries haven't been placed properly?
You just need to place the batteries properly.
1, 2 and 3.
Did it explode? - No, it didn't.
No, it didn't.
You have brought shame upon me.
They must be laughing at me because of you.
Enough is enough!
You always hit me in public.
What can I do if the battery isn't working? - Right.
Isn't it better to open the bags and check?
He is right. - There is no need for it.
It's not about the bomb,
it has become a question of my dignity.
Until the time the bomb explodes, give this gun to me.
Give me the gun or else I'll shoot myself.
Give him the gun, or he'll shoot himself.
Please give your guns. - Shut up, you don't interfere.
Albert, come here.
No, it's okay. - I'm not angry with you.
Go and buy 2 batteries.
I don't have change on me.
Take this, but hurry up!
Thank you.
Pintos! - Stop calling me Pintos, Lintos, Mintos.
You keep adding 'S' to everything.
After adds 's' to every English word. He makes us call fathers.
Everyone has only one father. We have so many.
Right.
Papa, you shouldn't do that. - Don't interfere.
I will hit you.
He is our papa. How dare you interfere!
He is a wicked man. He'll beat you into pulp.
I brought you from an orphanage.
I gave you clothes to wear.
Did I submit an application that you should adopt me?
God knows, what do you think of yourself.
Here, you may have your clothes back.
Because of them, you insult us in public.
Who gave you the right to do so?
Pinto. - What is it.
Come here.
What?
Did you buy this from Paharganj? - Yes.
Khurana has manufactured it.
How do you know? - Only he sells such cheap stuff.
Do you know,
he makes us wear Khurana's brand
saying, they are Calvin Klein's?
He is a miser.
Calvin Klein doesn't make such underwear.
It was my fault. I am just telling you. - Thank you.
Don't reveal this in public.
He gives us electric shocks.
When there is a power failure, he uses the inverter.
Don't cry. You may ask him.
Tell them what happened on Sunday.
This Sunday or the last one?
You question bank! - Sorry.
Why do you ask so many questions? - Pinto, calm down.
Batlya, you don't interfere.
You are like a younger brother to me.
Who killed Hiralal? We did.
How would we know where he hid the diamonds?
Tell me.
You tell me, how would we know.
Which diamond, which car...
This is the one.
Papa, they are the same couple.
Where is the diamond? - I don't know.
Very good, Chandu.
No matter what, don't tell him anything.
Okay.
Chandu, where is the diamond?
Stupid, what are you doing? Tell him that it's in the petrol tank.
Petrol tank?
The diamond belongs to me.
I've bought the car. It belongs to me.
I came here looking for the diamond. It's mine.
I have the gun, so isn't the diamond mine?
We're not able to open the petrol tank. How will we get the diamond?
Come on, throw up!
What are you doing? - Throwing up!
I mean, throw up the car.
This one or the other one?
You question bank!
How may I help you? - Give me two batteries.
Big, medium or small? - The one used in a remote.
Which remote, V.C.D, D.V.D or T.V? - The one used to explode a bomb.
Tekchand. - Yes, ma'am.
Did you hear what he said?
Hold it up.
Hold it.
Your right, not mine. - Raise your hands.
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world," absolutely free."
Good! Very good!
Diamond!
I had only seen it in pictures. Today, it belongs to me.
1, 2 and 3.
Pinto!
Are you okay? - Please save him.
Diamond!
Give me my gun.
This diamond belongs to me.
I will never let you walk away with the diamond.
Give it to me. - Doctor, will I be all right?
Will I be okay? - Pinto, leave me.
Give me the diamond. - Hurray!
Else... - Here you are.
Who is the king of Mumbai? - Laxmi!
Come here.
You're looking very handsome today.
Hey! Catch him! - Stop!
What are you doing? - Stop!
Dad, throw.
Here you go!
Excuse me. - Sonu, climb on the car.
One minute, I'll climb.
Help me! - Pinto will be crushed.
Don't let him climb the car.
Hit it with a stick. - One minute.
The stick won't be of any help. Throw the bag.
If any of you move, I'll shoot.
I know that there is a bomb here.
Bomb! Who told that to you?
There is no bomb here. - He is right.
There is no bomb here.
Mayawati can never be wrong.
Tekchand! - Move!
Where is the bomb?
He is immature. He doesn't know anything about a bomb. - Move!
We don't even know who he is. - Who are you?
Papa, there is a bomb here. - Which bomb?
The one I've got the batteries for.
What batteries? - For this remote.
This isn't a bomb's remote.
Then? - It's a television remote.
Yes, she is right. - Where is the television?
There is no television.
We have just bought the remote. We haven't bought the T.V yet.
So it isn't a bomb's remote? - No.
If I press the button, no bomb will explode? - No.
Then let's press it. - Yes, sure.
No!
Why are you scared when there's no bomb? - Correct.
And if it does, all of you will be killed.
1... - No!
2...
Where are you going?
3!
There's no bomb here.
Else it'd have exploded.
He is right.
Shut up!
If any of you speak...
Papa!
Who is it? - Hail, Goddess Durga!
Come again. - Hail Goddess Durga!
I want to know who is making this noise.
Papa!
Who is his papa?
Papa, I forgot to tell you, it's a time bomb.
What is he saying? - So?
Instead of a remote bomb, I bought a time bomb.
At what time will it explode? - At 6:00 pm.
Papa, what's the time? - Just a minute.
3 seconds to go for 6:00 pm. - It means,
1, - 2,
3!
Papa, did it explode? - '1, 2, 3!'
Pinto's bomb shattered the diamond.
No one gets more than what they are destined to.
Everyone got a share of the diamond.
Laxmi Narayan - 1 and Jiya bought the restaurant from Munde
with their share of the diamond.
But his mother still wants him to become a shooter. She says,
'If he fails this time, I will kill him, I promise.'
Laxmi Narayan- 2 bought some shares of Virus Auto
with his share.
Today, he is amongst the board of directors of the company.
And his boss Peepat...
Peepat. - Yes, sir.
I think we need to talk. - Yes, sir.
Sit. - On the sofa or the chair?
Chair? - Left or right?
Left. - Your left or my left.
Laxmi Narayan - 3 now sells undergarments in a bus
and his brand ambassador is Laila.
Mayawati Chautala bribed some officials
with her share of the diamond and is a jailor today.
Albert, Pinto, Papa, Batlya are her prisoners.
Chandu and Chandni bought the showroom from Laila.
I heard that they are about to tie the knot soon.
But all are still running somewhere in the race of life
to become 1, 2 and 3.
"You're the talk of the town."
"Listen to the verse, one, two, three."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world," absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"Let's make the most of our youth."
"Say you want to know."
"I'm a freak, here we go."
"Watch you!"
"Move, groove on."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"O beloved, don't leave me."
"Don't break my heart."
"Let's make the most of our youth."
"You're the talk of the town."
"My heart yearns for you."
"Let's make the most of our youth."
"One, two, three."
"Entry to this world is free."
"Exit from this world is free."
"Watch the antics of this world, absolutely free."
"One, two, three."
"Strange are the ways of this world."
"A plant has to weather many storms to become a tree."
"Let's take on to one, two, three."